yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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