your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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