Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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