White coat. Heels.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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