I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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