But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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