Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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