Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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