I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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