so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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