i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
