Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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