i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
