1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
