i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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