Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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