Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
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