I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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