I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
farters have to be the big spoon...
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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