you told grandpa to call you daddy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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