There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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