The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Vodka?
Forever.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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