Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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