Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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