Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
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