wat bout pragnant strippers??
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
