therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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