i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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