I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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