Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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