somebody snuck up and got me drunk
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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