Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Randomize
