am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
someone owes me an orgasm
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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