You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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