Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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