What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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