how do flat chested girls get laid?
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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