It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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