so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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