But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
How does one acquire holy water?
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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