we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
And then he peed in my hair
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