speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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