Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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