I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
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