He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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