So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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