whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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