My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
