You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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