So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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