she woke up with a sticky ear
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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