absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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