Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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