Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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