The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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