We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I showed him my bush... on skype.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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