I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I'm both gender and math confused
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