id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You don't make any sense
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